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Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
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On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML
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On 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I saw my best friend, who's a cop. He was dressed up in regular clothes and with six other guys. I said, "Officer T.? Didn't you have work today?" Turns out he was undercover, and I blew his investigation. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 4:45am - misc - by immabitch - United States
Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML
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On 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Uncomfy (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 11:35am - intimacy - by megasniper240 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
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Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
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On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Rebecca (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 9:02am - love - by fledermausi (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)
Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML
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On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States
Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
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Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Monday 17 June 2013
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