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by Angelica / 05/25/2011 at 11:19pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
by oh dang /: / 05/25/2011 at 7:34am / Work
Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML
by Anon / 05/25/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by StupidApple / 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm / Kids