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by heallven / 01/31/2013 at 7:26am / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
by hopelessteej / 01/28/2013 at 8:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2013 at 12:04pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/21/2013 at 7:48am / United States (Maryland) / Work
by KatieB / 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Intimacy
by ohgod... / 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by user210 / 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm / United States / Intimacy
by aeghw1s / 06/09/2011 at 7:50am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by grant b / 06/09/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by nofriends / 06/01/2011 at 12:28am / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/31/2011 at 8:50pm / Brazil / Geek
by Ann / 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
- Today, my dad gave me the sex talk. After telling me all the stuff I already knew, he told me never… Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said… Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into…