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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 September 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2142
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ComTlancy : I love cosplay and long-distance running so I like to combine the two for fun!

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Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

#16104583
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28061) - you deserved it (9500)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:23pm - misc - by Username - China

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49135) - you deserved it (5781)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32668) - you deserved it (9480)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10760) - you deserved it (47825)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

#15884668
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29725) - you deserved it (4794)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415
140 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17658) - you deserved it (36418)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

#15555921
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33405) - you deserved it (24680)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46053) - you deserved it (15398)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36678) - you deserved it (31276)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34624) - you deserved it (48590)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

#15229654
155 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

#15102552
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11141) - you deserved it (31534)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44829) - you deserved it (5424)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said "Good." FML

#13495113
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15196) - you deserved it (33392)

On 10/18/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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