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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2657
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ComTlancy : I love cosplay and long-distance running so I like to combine the two for fun!

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Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30841) - you deserved it (2933)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

#17706134
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15378) - you deserved it (49268)

On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31880) - you deserved it (3819)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39126) - you deserved it (5622)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48006) - you deserved it (18428)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

#17613922
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28915) - you deserved it (8830)

On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

#17597780
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27569) - you deserved it (2617)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

#17566014
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30687) - you deserved it (2811)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25974) - you deserved it (2542)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

#17394408
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24308) - you deserved it (4835)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:12am - misc - by ouch (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML

#17373472
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40361) - you deserved it (3246)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26370) - you deserved it (7831)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39614) - you deserved it (13241)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

#17227396
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36168) - you deserved it (7582)

On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8936) - you deserved it (67259)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)



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