About ColorfulDonut : Music is like candy you have to remove the (w)rappers...
If ur reading this u must be really bored
Lol.
I have absolutely nothing interesting to say about myself
I am not a grammar nazi and I lol when grammar nazis fail at grammar
I don't understand why people get so pissed at others over grammar mistakes on FML but meh it's funny to read
I have a lot of FML moments but FML doesn't like them and tells them to go away :P
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I like metal, death metal, death core... All that kinda stuff...
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Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer had kept my I.D by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)
Monday 17 June 2013
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