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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 818
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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College_Aphro's favorite FMLs

Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

#7256679
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43082) - you deserved it (3017)

On 01/10/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML

#7028465
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40707) - you deserved it (2363)

On 12/30/2009 at 2:03am - love - by Leslie (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having a conversation with my girlfriend about having kids. We were outside a hotel in front of those rotating glass doors. One of my friends ran at me as a joke, screaming like a caveman. I freaked out in a high pitched squeal, and tried to run inside the hotel. I ran in the wrong way. FML

#6992051
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6542) - you deserved it (21986)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:08pm - misc - by Spac3Ghost (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

#6991981
94 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 11:58am - intimacy - by disapointed girl - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

#6991981
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16501) - you deserved it (5056)

On 12/28/2009 at 11:58am - intimacy - by disapointed girl - United States (New York)

Today, at work I noticed that the last of my pencils had been taken from my desk. I assumed it was the coworker who I've talked to at least ten times regarding taking my stationery. I approached her and, feeling brave, yelled at her in front of the entire office. I was holding the pencil. FML

#4356271
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6095) - you deserved it (63729)

On 08/07/2009 at 5:18am - work - by cosmonaut (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41624) - you deserved it (10017)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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