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Today, we were building the homecoming float, the theme is Seasons of Love. We went around the yard and put random leaves on the float. My friend's dad looked at the float and said, "You do realize that's poison ivy?" FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)
Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 5:03am - work - by skyphoenix (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 1:11pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 5:09pm - health - by PiZzA_FaCe (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for mother's day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
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On 05/10/2009 at 8:36am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)
Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
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On 12/29/2008 at 1:09am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
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