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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3739
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Colecto : Film director, 'Digital Arts' graduate, 'Mensa' member

Colecto's page activity

Visits<b>Toonice45</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 2:33am<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 8:25pm<b>GlennGuagmire</b> - the 11/24/2016 at 1:12am<b>TheRealStunts</b> - the 11/07/2016 at 6:55am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 12:46pm<b>cookingoil18</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 11:47am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 11:03am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 11/02/2016 at 7:32pm<b>jughead2994</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 11:09am<b>texashater75</b> - the 10/31/2016 at 3:42pm<b>blueiceninja</b> - the 10/30/2016 at 11:34pm<b>ouchris</b> - the 10/30/2016 at 11:27pm<b>JetCyclone27</b> - the 10/30/2016 at 2:38am<b>PePziNL</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 9:01pm<b>meatloaf11</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 5:57pm<b>ThunderStorm7</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 3:39pm<b>alicha98</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 1:24pm<b>abattior</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 9:27am

Fucked!<b>Toonice45</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 8:33am<b>TheRealStunts</b> - the 11/07/2016 at 12:55pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 4:03pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 12:32am<b>ThunderStorm7</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 9:39pm<b>ifeelyourpainop</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 12:26am<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 10/28/2016 at 1:46pm<b>WinterChild</b> - the 10/28/2016 at 8:54am<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 10/28/2016 at 7:21am<b>mikethekid07</b> - the 10/28/2016 at 6:56am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 10/28/2016 at 2:05am<b>gamermonster</b> - the 10/28/2016 at 1:41am<b>csjc</b> - the 10/27/2016 at 4:33pm<b>GlennGuagmire</b> - the 10/27/2016 at 3:45pm<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 10/27/2016 at 3:26pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 7:10pm<b>HunterMark</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 7:05pm<b>thomas5915</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 12:15am

Colecto's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Colecto's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 2:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

by Grandson / 01/01/2012 at 8:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

by anna / 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML

by BadFather / 11/21/2011 at 1:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids

Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML

by Damnit / 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 9:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

by lunarstrain / 11/08/2011 at 1:11am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

by InstantHardOn / 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I had botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML

by Anonymous / 11/07/2011 at 11:41pm / United States (Arizona) / Health

Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

by whatadisappointmnet / 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

by ifailsobadly / 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

by moonstone15 / 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

by gabxoxo03 / 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (New York) / Love