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Colecto

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Colecto

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3129
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Colecto : Film director, 'Digital Arts' graduate, 'Mensa' member

Colecto's page activity

Visits<b>CliffPaul</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 10:57pm<b>spn_fanboy14</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 2:39am<b>LoneWolf2879</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 1:14pm<b>romanfelixlegion</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 7:54am<b>lavapants</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:17am<b>Canes2292</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 12:12am<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:35pm<b>jsan727</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:01am<b>DarkJediLove</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 10:56am<b>CptHeinz</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 8:52am<b>LexiD19</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 8:37am<b>mimidamian</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 8:22am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 3:48pm<b>KazutoKirigia</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 4:29am<b>rubendt72</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 2:46am<b>newzealand</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 4:16pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 8:02am<b>apineapple</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 7:14pm

Fucked!<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 5:35am<b>jsan727</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 5:01pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 9:49pm<b>KazutoKirigia</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 10:29am<b>newzealand</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 10:17pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 9:21pm<b>moneylessrc</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 2:38pm<b>demonicninja</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 1:55pm<b>VoldooPed</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 1:43pm<b>Crazyjohnb</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 12:52pm<b>Abskb1</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:39am<b>Inquizeron</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 8:28am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 3:48pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:18am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 1:44am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 9:21pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 5:33am

Colecto's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Colecto's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML

#19324858
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11016) - you deserved it (36471)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14425) - you deserved it (50071)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35757) - you deserved it (2615)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34122) - you deserved it (4445) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML

#18304597
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13855) - you deserved it (41213)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML

#18272596
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28473) - you deserved it (6684)

On 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Damnit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33424) - you deserved it (7239)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47289) - you deserved it (8312)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41562) - you deserved it (7937)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I had botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML

#18189475
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12563) - you deserved it (35341)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32790) - you deserved it (9688)

On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33736) - you deserved it (8820)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

#17381048
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33423) - you deserved it (4079)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23034) - you deserved it (50949)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)



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