About CodeMonkey123 : I'm simply tired of all the idiots here.
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Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML
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On 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by dogs_and_toucans (man) - United States
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML
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On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML
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On 06/08/2009 at 3:32am - intimacy - by levit (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML
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On 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -
Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
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