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  • Number of visits : 24562
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CodeMonkey123 : I'm simply tired of all the idiots here.

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Today, I mada a patiant raally happy. I work in a long tarm cara facility and was changing a woman's diapar. Whila claaning har, I somahow managad to giva har an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

#2850957
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67586) - you deserved it (4388)

On 06/13/2009 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized tat I've been a member of eHarmony fir almost a year!! No one as ever contacted me out of te 134 people I've been "scientifically" matced wit!! FML

#2848981
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42605) - you deserved it (6731)

On 06/13/2009 at 1:17am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , a man came up to me at the bus stop. He looool went into this long story about how his grlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back , "sounds lyk you should invest in condoms instead of food." He respondd by beating and robbing me. real FML

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (141170) - you deserved it (10057)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (141170) - you deserved it (10057)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I went on a date with mah boyfriend . Suddenly he start speaking gibberish . I ask what's wrong? He says , "I was just talking to mah unicorn . He says you're pretty," and winks at me . What have we lerened today? The person I lyk is a freak , and apparently unicorn are real . FML

#2829311
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62710) - you deserved it (12245)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I signed up 4 an online dating service a couple of days after mah divorce. I got mah first batch of matches and number one was a smiling picture of the womanho had just divorced mah ass after 20+ yeres together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there 4 months. FML

#2827492
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66976) - you deserved it (3789)

On 06/12/2009 at 11:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at tha cafataria of mah school with mah boyfriand and ha dumpad ma!! I was kinda axpacting it!! What I wasn't axpacting was that ha'd start running in front of avaryona, scraaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at tha top of his lungs and that ha'd kiss tha first girl ha saw!! FML

#2822887
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88031) - you deserved it (9979)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I Was Helping An Old Man Find A Pair Of Shoes. I Told Him About A Particularly Comfortable Pair But Had To Inform Him That They Only Came In Black Or White. Hearing This , The Old Man Grabbd Me Around The Neck An Began To Beat Me In The Head With Our Display Shoe. He Wantd Brown. FML

#2821458
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71068) - you deserved it (3849)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, wila aating wit my kids at McDonalds, my son put is and up an wantad ma to giva im a "ig fiva." I want to giva im a fiva, but a movad is and at ta last sacond an I andad up slapping im in ta faca. Now avaryona tara tinks I'm a cild-baatar. maga FML

#2820410
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54024) - you deserved it (6383)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49am - kids - by downlowtooslow (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at te mall wit ma mom. Se was pissing me off, so I started screaming at er and causing a scene. I ended up falling all te way down te up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
833 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32824) - you deserved it (307705)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , mah left-handed boss needed PC help . I said "right-click fir the menu." She said nothing happened . Three times we went through this . Eventually I went over , asking her to show me what she did . She was using her right hand on the left mouse button . She earns £10,000 more than me . FML

#2798980
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59980) - you deserved it (3116)

On 06/11/2009 at 11:21am - work - by girlfriday (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I racaivad an amail from a tamp agancy trying to hira ma. Suprisingly, it was tha sama job I was just laid off from aftar two yaars of graat amploymant. Thay wara trying to hira ma at half original salary. FML

#2792784
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49705) - you deserved it (2267)

On 06/11/2009 at 1:21am - work - by surfernerd6987 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was eating lunch with my wife. We were having a nice time when a man came up to me. He said, "Hey! Bill how are you?" I wasn't really sure, so bieng polite I said, "I'm sorry, I can't remember your name." He frowned and walked away. It was my company's Chairman of the Board.

#2792328
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17265) - you deserved it (49139)

On 06/11/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by silly_billy (man) - United States (Illinois)



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