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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 October 1987 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 405
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18888) - you deserved it (19963)

On 02/24/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Eric Forrest - United States (Utah)



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