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by ihatespiders / 08/05/2014 at 8:31am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/05/2014 at 7:55am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Geek
Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML
by fractured_ / 08/05/2014 at 1:17am / Transportation
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
by ms98 / 08/05/2014 at 12:52am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by motherlover / 08/05/2014 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/04/2014 at 7:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by notthenaughtymaid / 08/04/2014 at 5:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Stop_HammerTime / 08/04/2014 at 9:51am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Holidays
by scared / 08/03/2014 at 8:47pm / Canada / Transportation
by lovethyneighbour / 08/03/2014 at 8:19pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
Today, I was taking an order for a patron at the casino. The policy is to "pay first." After explaining this to him, he still refused to pay. After years of being polite, I finally cracked and said, "You are making this really f-ing difficult". This particular patron was our CEO's son. FML
by really though? / 08/03/2014 at 6:02pm / United States (Delaware) / Work
by SirTalkaton / 08/03/2014 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Geek
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2014 at 1:16am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by porkabye / 08/02/2014 at 7:44pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…