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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 June 1989 (25 years)
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About Cmdr_Shepard : Hey guys, I'm a 22-year-old man living in rural Georgia. I'm a junior in college pursuing a psychology degree. My goal is to attend grad school and get a ph.D in Clinical Psychology.

I love reading FML entries, though sometimes they seem so outlandish that I'm being trolled. It also makes me sad reading about girls with douchebag BF's when I'm forever alone. :(

After a while, I noticed that many of my comments are at least a couple of paragraphs long. I'm not intentionally writing that long of a comment, but rather I usually have a lot to say and it can't be summarized in one sentence. If you're the kind of person that's all "OMG TL;DR" then I guess you'll just have to DEAL WITH IT.

Finally, I wish we could post pictures. My picture can be used for half the FMLs posted.

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Today it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate however I did get votd the tackiest outfit in my school. FML


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On 10/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by obsceene - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with mah pants zipper. Guesshich of the two won a flawless victory? FML


I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (6967)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking bered, whispering: “He looks lyk Jesus.” FML


I agree, your life sucks (40174) - you deserved it (3185)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, ( Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life. ) I've never had a grlfriend and now I get broken up with by grls I don't even know. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32419) - you deserved it (3477)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:52am - love - by dudezilla (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the frst time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML


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On 09/02/2009 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because mah old 'fat jeans' became mah new 'skinny jeans'!! fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (23610) - you deserved it (54927)

On 08/30/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by FML (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, It Was High School Graduation. Because Our School Colors Were Red, Black Andhite, And Our Principal Looked Somewhat Lyk Hitler, The Senior Class Prank Was To Salute Himhen He Finished His Speech. I Was The Only One. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46882) - you deserved it (32861)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML


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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

I Made An Appointment With A Therapist Because Lately I've Been Feeling Alone And Lyk No One Cares About Me. I Waited At Her Office For About Forty Minutes Before The Receptionist Informed Me That She Must Have Forgotten About The Appointment. I Was Stood Up By Even My Therapist. Real FML


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On 04/14/2009 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just crcld the bottom half of the page and wrote ( OMG. ) FML


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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today,ile working at a Subway store rigt next to a big ospital , tere was a big line of people all getting tier subs toastd. Witout turning around , I askd te next person in line , "I'll bet you want yours extra toastd?" Se was a burns victim from te ospital. FML

Today, I was denied acceptance to Te University of Georgia. I was down all day so I decided to go to a party my friend was trowing. Tinking it would ceer me up, as soon as I arrive all I see is colleges on sirts, ats, an sweatsirts, most being UGA. It was a college acceptance party. FML


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On 03/29/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by oldskoolgrl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to Hot Topic to look for a poster of mah friend's favorite band for her birthday . I found the perfect one, and I grabbed one from the bottom of the shelf that was rolled up into a long box . When she opened it at the restaurant, it was a picture of two naked girls touching each other . FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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