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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1985
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

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On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML

#6191568 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (24279) - you deserved it (4544)

On 11/07/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by iheartvodka (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

#6083717 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (23165) - you deserved it (6679)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML

#6081192 (143)

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On 10/31/2009 at 7:08am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

#5937584 (138)

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On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

#5933276 (62)

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On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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On 10/08/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by belle_arina (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

#5677989 (132)

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On 10/06/2009 at 3:12am - misc - by limecat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

#5672838 (83)

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On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

#5664241 (176)

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On 10/05/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

#5655008 (135)

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On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

#5651689 (60)

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On 10/04/2009 at 10:01pm - love - by danskinnow (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML

#5550225 (168)

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On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 11:13am - kids - by justgreat (man) - United States (Virginia)



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