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CloverFuchs
  • Town/Country : Clearwater, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 195
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CloverFuchs : Gay, leftist, and I study English as a hobby. I'm opinionated and I'll let ya know when you're wrong. If you're here, it's probably because I bitched you out for being wrong. You can fix this by not being wrong.

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Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23802) - you deserved it (4597)

On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31412) - you deserved it (8858)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 20 year old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28646) - you deserved it (4689)

On 10/03/2011 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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