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About CloverFuchs : Intersexed, leftist, and I study English compulsively. I'm opinionated and I'll let you know when you're wrong. If you're here, it's probably because I bitched you out for being wrong. You can fix this by not being wrong.

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Today, while lying in bd with boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slappd ass with excruciating force, an screamd, "I AM THE THUNDER!" drectly into ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29421) - you deserved it (5995)

On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)

Today , Aftar Gatting Dumpad By My Boyfriand , I Triad To Fina Comfort In Ona Of My Closast Friands. Ha Ambracad Mahila I Strugglad Against Taars , An Aftar A Faw Momants Of Silanca Said , "Hay , U Knowhat? I Would Fuck U Anytima. Anytima." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34307) - you deserved it (9345)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah 20 year old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad , I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say , "Listen to your dad , hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31857) - you deserved it (5061)

On 10/03/2011 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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