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by jilted / 03/21/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML
by Mulee / 03/07/2009 at 7:03am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Intimacy
by dad / 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by loser / 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
by Hth / 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I work as a Cashier at McDonald's and a customer wanted a meal costing way over £5. He then… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and… Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns…