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Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML

#5286193
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (5088)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, Wen We Were At Wrestling Practice, We Ad To Bend Over To Stretc. Wen I Bent Down, I Noticed A Car On Te Street Stopped. Tere Was A Sixty Year Old Man Watcing Us. He Ten Licked Is Lips And Drove Away. FML

#5001018
114 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 4:07pm - work - by iceman123432 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today,ilst on a date I recieved my sixt missed call from my moter. I excused myself and went outside and called er , se and my fater wanted to knowy I was aving dinner and olding ands wit anoter man. It turns out tey were also on a date. At te same place. FML

#4950389
220 comments

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On 08/31/2009 at 9:54am - love - by crawfo (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny an attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

#4789258
42 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 5:27pm - love - by NotCuteEnough (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting fir it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really likd an how badly I wantd to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down an says "That's my little brother. So your the creeper he talks about." FML

#4420726
78 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 2:12am - love - by HouseMdFangirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day After Bieng Supportive Fir Nearly A Year, My Brother Finally Cummd Out Of The Closet An Introducd The Family To His New Boyfriend. His New Boyfriend Happens To Be My Ex-boyfriend. Guess I Know Y That Didn't Work Out Now. FML

#4338265
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49149) - you deserved it (4046)

On 08/06/2009 at 4:01pm - misc - by tryingnottocare (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today... I showd by ID to get into a bar an the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gaind so much wieght I am unrecognizable.

#4125709
57 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 1:53am - misc - by jcesom - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

#3986456
172 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 7:25pm - love - by Inga44 (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Taday I discovered that mah fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having!! FML

#2820060
123 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to ma grlfriend's Catolic all grls ig scool to ask er to prom by decorating er car . As soon as I walked on campus te scool went into lock down cuz of a "suspicious male intruder." Wen I saw ma grlfriend, se denied knowing me . I was arrested . FML

#2109937
219 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I called te campus police ( anonymously ) wile ma roommate was away and told tem about er weed stas because I was tred of er smoking in our room all te time . Se ad brougt er weed to a friend's and got off scot-free . I ave a earing Monday for te adderall tey found in ma desk . FML

#1021552
394 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by hatetheroommate (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today... I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The frst I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and... on the way home... hooked up in the back seat. FML

#1014149
82 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 4:40am - intimacy - by sad_gay (man) - United States (California)

Today when mah boyfriend reffered to mah hair I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying "finally so how much you going for 40 maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it diet. FML

#810319
125 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by lifestinks - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my motar and I want to lunc and tara is a raally cuta waitar tat works at ta dinar. I raquastad im to wait on us lyk I somatimas do. Wila wa wara waiting to ba saatad... I aard ona waitar say to ta cuta ona... "Ya... ta craapy ona is back... and tis tima sa brougt ar mom!" FML

#801391
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19499) - you deserved it (65649)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by bezoar10 - United States (Massachusetts)



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