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Today, I found mah husband Googling Morse Code !! He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him !! FML


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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML


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On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday mah daughter walkd in on me taking a shower!! She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis,hich apparently is the same size as mine!! My daughter and Dylan are 7!! real FML


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On 04/27/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by seriouslywtf (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my oldar brothar and soma of his cuta friands cummad ovar. Whan wa got insida my mom yalls to ma ( I got u soma biggar tampons bacausa u laakad all ovar your naw undarwaar. ) Thay looool all startad laughing. FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 5:16pm - misc - by megan228 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in mah parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into mah parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on mah parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp fir air then throw up all over their bed. FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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