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Clioo

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Clioo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2180
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Clioo : For those who care:

I live for soccer! Chelsea, Real Madrid and Atletico fan for life!

I'm originally from Sweden.

I want to live in Spain, but I'm not sure I could survive the summer heat.

Clioo's page activity

Visits<b>SilkMudah</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 2:46pm<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:40pm<b>MdMan2</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 7:39am<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 4:51pm<b>Woody02284</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 7:05pm<b>tormcn</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 11:13pm<b>kangx1</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 3:05pm<b>Benjamin27</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 5:18pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 6:12pm<b>biggins224</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 1:59pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:05am<b>dom_g</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Jthewat</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 9:48am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 6:55am<b>Shluurm</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 10:32am<b>srinathmatti</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:48pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 3:49pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 10:37pm

Fucked!<b>SilkMudah</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:47pm<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 10:52pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:55pm<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:10am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:47am<b>martin_dustinc</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 6:36am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 12:39am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 3:25am<b>RA91</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 5:49am<b>Guardian88</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 6:43am

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Clioo's favorite FMLs

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

#21339526
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26966) - you deserved it (18742)

On 01/18/2015 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML

#21316146
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31873) - you deserved it (4351)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I held the door open for an old lady, before realizing she was a teacher taking 20-plus kids to lunch at local burger joint, all of whom got in front of me in the line to order. FML

#21304463
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31620) - you deserved it (4339)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML

#21304429
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40852) - you deserved it (5096)

On 11/23/2014 at 11:34am - intimacy - by 404: fuck not given (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

#21288944
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36153) - you deserved it (2832)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my dad and I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong, he said, "Good job, genius." I shot back the first thing that popped into my head, which was "I am not a genius!" He laughed and says that if I die before him, he's having that engraved on my tombstone. FML

#21122879
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33829) - you deserved it (13251)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML

#21095315
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41422) - you deserved it (6126)

On 03/24/2014 at 4:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML

#21095295
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42458) - you deserved it (8273)

On 03/24/2014 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

#21070244
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19004) - you deserved it (48540)

On 02/24/2014 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my new calculus teacher taught everything using nothing but soccer terms and analogies, just so the resident idiot meatheads would understand. I didn't learn a thing. FML

#21030844
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40202) - you deserved it (4951)

On 01/17/2014 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

#21020870
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36376) - you deserved it (32649)

On 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

#21020544
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41718) - you deserved it (3595)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML

#21013681
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55742) - you deserved it (12050)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

#21009159
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50807) - you deserved it (26380)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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