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Climaxx
  • Town/Country : New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 August 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1105
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Climaxx : Yellow + yellow = zero. Nuff' said.

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Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19162) - you deserved it (1842)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18466) - you deserved it (1767)

On 02/14/2012 at 2:16pm - health - by ryuken23 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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