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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 April 1990 (25 years)
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About Cleopatra_42 : I love reading FMLs, they make me feel better about my own life. Lol jk they're sometimes quite funny & entertaining. I absolutely love Taylor Lautner although I absolutely hate twilight. I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, and i'm kinda getting into Star Wars. Tried reading the Hunger Games but after looking at the Wikipedia plot summary, it got too weird and I gave up after reading the first book. The movie is pretty good though, and not just because Liam Hemsworth is in it. I'm fascinated by ancient Egypt. Although most people say this, I want to travel the world when I'm older and it's something I definitely want to do and think I will end up doing - it's more than a daydream. I also want and need to get over my deathly fear of insects. My taste in movie genres ranges from high school flicks to sci-fi thrillers to horror. As does my music taste, where I have a favourite song in most music types.

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Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML


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