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Claytonic
  • Town/Country : Lahaina, USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 October 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32890) - you deserved it (5253)

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