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About Clay_Pidgeon : I have still yet to understand why the entire internet is a bunch of pussies who are afraid of spiders (I know some people aren't). Most spiders are not dangerous or life threatening and are very helpful in killing gnats, flies, and other annoying flying insect cunts. I don't know why the FML community is so friendly to the person who posts the FML because they may actually be source of the problem. You might be reading this because my comment made you upset, and you can feel free to send a message. I'M very sarcastic so take what you read with a sense of humor.

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Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47419) - you deserved it (9267)

On 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm - money - by poorman - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17009) - you deserved it (10869)

On 10/05/2012 at 4:14am - health - by Darla (woman) - United States (California)



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