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About ClashingHippie : 15 Year Old. Hippie. Bisexual. Friends with the most awesome people on earth. Lonely. Abused. Listens to good music-- The Clash, Black Sabbath, Dead Kennedys, Coldplay, Green Day, Of Montreal. Draws. Writes. Reads. Photoshops. Photographs. Plays the piano. Other info too personal.

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Today, I sat next to an attractive punk/rock guy on a plane. I decided to try to impress by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked The Who and opened a large window with the album cover, so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was face to with a giant image of Miley Cyrus. FML


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