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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I unknowingly bought a house next to a former toxic waste dump. I found out by reading an article in the paper where residents are claiming that they are experiencing cancer and birth defects. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28587) - you deserved it (6507)

On 02/11/2013 at 11:18pm - health - by toxic waste - United States (New York)

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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212 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

#19449584
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7651) - you deserved it (38098)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:46pm - work - by Spudzy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (251319) - you deserved it (59722)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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