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About Cjw1220 : So, I figure since I have nothing interesting to say, I will just end this now. Or maybe now. You might as well stop reading this. This has absolutely no purpose that can be in anyway beneficial to you. Would you care to explain why you are still reading? Okay, since you obviously do not want to stop reading, I will end this now. Good day. I said good day! Dammit. You are the reason that gunpowder was invented. The Chinese had a premonition that it would be needed at some point in the early Twenty-First century. They were right. You know, for you. Because we would have to deal with you... and such. Well, whatevs. Later Gator.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML
Friday 17 October 2014