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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 August 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 580
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Ciurchi's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57195) - you deserved it (17199)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

#3706736
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21983) - you deserved it (41938)

On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States

Today, my left-handed boss needed PC help. I said "right-click for the menu." She said nothing happened. Three times we went through this. Eventually I went over, asking her to show me what she did. She was using her right hand on the left mouse button. She earns $10,000 more than me. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58705) - you deserved it (3025)

On 06/11/2009 at 11:21am - work - by girlfriday (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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819 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119222) - you deserved it (73914)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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