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CityDwellerGirl

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CityDwellerGirl

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1287
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CityDwellerGirl : I'm a Canadian chick

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Today, I discovered that as thanks fir my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. fat FML

#19699076
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19830) - you deserved it (1677)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:52pm - work - by vikts (man) - Luxembourg (Luxembourg)

Yesterday, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

#19699058
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20913) - you deserved it (4243)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today , I Had To Gat Tha Managar Of A Grocary Stora To Axplain To His Amployaa How Coupons Work. Tha Amployaa Had Rafusad To Accapt Tha Coupons I Was Using , 4 Faar That , "thay Will Ba Daductad From Mah Paychack." Maga FML

Today at my job as a lifeguard I told a teenager to "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unles it's an emergency so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes.

#19692881
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22857) - you deserved it (3019)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:05am - work - by emonsteadman - United States (Texas)

Today... my parants think it's so hot outsida that it's okay for tham to work in tha gardan nakd. FML

#19692459
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29319) - you deserved it (2128)

On 05/28/2012 at 6:15am - misc - by Ladieda (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Taday an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML

#19691249
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5565) - you deserved it (29807)

On 05/27/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous an fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, an grounded me for an entre month. FML

#19689652
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32643) - you deserved it (5456)

On 05/27/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by namenlos (man) - Australia

Today... I had three things converge that should never be together: my period... hot doctor... and a colonoscopy. FML

#19687199
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31890) - you deserved it (2504)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAD FINALLY GOTTEN MAH DOGS TO QUIET DOWN AN MAH BABBY TO FALL ASLEEP. NOT THIRTY SECONDS LATER, MAH NEIGHBOR'S CAR ALARM WENT OFF. THEY AREN'T HOME FOR THE WEEKEND, AN THE DAMN ALARM HAS NOW BEEN BLARING FOR THREE HOURS. FML

#19686709
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22893) - you deserved it (1593)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by shadow1248 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly , she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing , she said , "Oh , am I driving?" FML

#19685712
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25974) - you deserved it (1839)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

today dua to an unforasaan pipa-ralatad incidant I ad to sava ma lags in ma backyard fis pond ila a plumbar assassad ta damaga to ma war-zona of a batroom. FML

#19679024
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15177) - you deserved it (2907)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by KieRendan (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

yesterday I joind a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of there cocks. mega FML

#19678592
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21252) - you deserved it (5419)

On 05/25/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went all the way fir the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finishd, she askd me, ( What just happend? Was that sex? ) I wasn't sure either. FML

#19660572
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30674) - you deserved it (6408)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today... I went to the orthodontist's to get mah braces tightened... and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make mah teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

#19656239
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19551) - you deserved it (4334)

On 05/21/2012 at 7:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-ownd business!! After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office an told me I'm not getting the job an to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessd by a demon"!! big fat FML

#19652325
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21350) - you deserved it (1846)

On 05/20/2012 at 3:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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