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About CityDwellerGirl : I'm a Canadian chick
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I discovered that as thanks fir my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. fat FML
Today , I Had To Gat Tha Managar Of A Grocary Stora To Axplain To His Amployaa How Coupons Work. Tha Amployaa Had Rafusad To Accapt Tha Coupons I Was Using , 4 Faar That , "thay Will Ba Daductad From Mah Paychack." Maga FML
Today at my job as a lifeguard I told a teenager to "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unles it's an emergency so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes.
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous an fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, an grounded me for an entre month. FML
TODAY, I HAD FINALLY GOTTEN MAH DOGS TO QUIET DOWN AN MAH BABBY TO FALL ASLEEP. NOT THIRTY SECONDS LATER, MAH NEIGHBOR'S CAR ALARM WENT OFF. THEY AREN'T HOME FOR THE WEEKEND, AN THE DAMN ALARM HAS NOW BEEN BLARING FOR THREE HOURS. FML
Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-ownd business!! After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office an told me I'm not getting the job an to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessd by a demon"!! big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015