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CityDwellerGirl

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CityDwellerGirl

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1288
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CityDwellerGirl : I'm a Canadian chick

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today I droppd a whole batch of penis-shapd cookies on the floor . Then I thought, ( 5-second rule ) and startd eating them . And then I realizd that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor . FML

#20081762
165 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache . Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticd something odd . Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodgd within ever since . mega FML

#20080998
121 comments

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On 09/20/2012 at 5:34pm - health - by fuckalltwitardsintheface (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache . Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticd something odd . Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodgd within ever since . mega FML

#20080998
121 comments

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On 09/20/2012 at 5:34pm - health - by fuckalltwitardsintheface (man) - United States (Ohio)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT I'M PREGNANT. YESTERDAY, I FINALLY CUMMD TO MAH SENSES AND STARTD USING BIRTH CONTROL. FML

#20074444
197 comments

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On 09/16/2012 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me an asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, an I politely declined. He totally lost it, an shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. real FML

#20072034
143 comments

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On 09/14/2012 at 8:03pm - love - by wow kid just leave me alone (woman) - United States

2day I learned that u can be so sleep deprived that u sleep through yur alarm a construction crew outside yur house and yur bladder completely voiding itself. FML

#20071794
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On 09/14/2012 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today... I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1... which tends to put potential dates off... so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off mah description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. big fat FML

#20071299
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On 09/14/2012 at 4:26am - love - by TallGal (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, in the middle ofhat had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in mah life, mah grlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of mah cock!! FML

#20070700
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On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I DECIDED TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND LET AN OLD LADY AVE MY SEAT ON TE BUS. BEFORE I COULD EVEN GET UP, SE SAT ON MY LAP AND WOULDN'T GET OFF. I GOT AN INVOLUNTARY LAP DANCE FROM A GRANDMA. REAL FML

TODAY, I ORDERD RAMEN TO GO. I LOOKD AT MY ORDER AN DISCOVERD A COCKROAC. DISGUSTD, I SOWD IT TO TEM, AN TEY APOLOGIZD BY "REPLACING" IT 4 FREE. LATER ON, WILE I WAS ENJOYING TE DELICIOUS FOOD, I ONCE AGAIN DISCOVERD A COCKROAC BURID UNDER ALL TE NOODLES. FML

#20024282
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On 08/16/2012 at 10:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)

Today, ma boyfriend an I broke up. He now argues tat e sould keep te dog. We only datd for tree monts, an I've ad te dog since I was ten. FML

#20020225
131 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 5:06am - love - by cclllc (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
109 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

2day I was on the bushen I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that mah mouth stretched and mah eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in mah mouth. Technically it was mah first kiss. I'm 21 yeres old. FML

#20014909
170 comments

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On 08/11/2012 at 6:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, mah boyfriend cutely climbd through mah bedroom window fir some sexy time. He decidd he'd introduce bondage. As I was tid to the bd, completely nakd, we heard looool the front door open. He got scard an left via the window, leaving me handcuffd to mah bd. FML

TODAY, I WAS CHANGING MY SON'S DIAPER WHEN HE SAID "MOMMA." ASTONISHD THAT HE'D FINALLY SPOKEN, I CLAPPD AND SMILD PROUDLY. MY CLAP SCARD THE CRAP OUT OF HIM. LITERALLY. FML

#20004599
80 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)



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