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CityDwellerGirl
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 July 1993 (19 years)
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Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

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