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CityDwellerGirl
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 July 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 312
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CityDwellerGirl : I'm a Canadian chick

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Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

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On 04/20/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Katelyn - United States (California)

Today, after several hours of trying to get my triplet daughters to go to bed, they finally fell asleep. Exhausted, I went to the bathroom so I could go to bed. Not thinking about it, I dropped the toilet seat down rather loudly and flushed the toilet. All three girls woke up crying. FML

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On 06/25/2010 at 2:44am - kids - by sigh... - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

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On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)



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