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CityDwellerGirl

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1109
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CityDwellerGirl : I'm a Canadian chick

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Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27432) - you deserved it (3325)

On 04/21/2012 at 4:36am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7650) - you deserved it (20766)

On 04/20/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Katelyn - United States (California)



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