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CityDwellerGirl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 July 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1551
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CityDwellerGirl : I'm a Canadian chick

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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CityDwellerGirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

by yikes / 04/21/2012 at 4:36am / United States / Animals

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

by Katelyn / 04/20/2012 at 1:58pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, after several hours of trying to get my triplet daughters to go to bed, they finally fell asleep. Exhausted, I went to the bathroom so I could go to bed. Not thinking about it, I dropped the toilet seat down rather loudly and flushed the toilet. All three girls woke up crying. FML

by sigh... / 06/25/2010 at 2:44am / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

by unbelievable208 / 08/05/2009 at 1:28am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy