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Chunchunchun
  • Town/Country : Fairford, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 962
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Chunchunchun : Life's only bad when a cymbal breaks.

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Chunchunchun's favorite FMLs

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (13195) - you deserved it (45419)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML

#14486869 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (5831) - you deserved it (29449)

On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man

Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML

#14442840 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (26435) - you deserved it (4206)

On 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

#14234444 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (26248) - you deserved it (2185)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

#13696157 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (22939) - you deserved it (7713)

On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (25609) - you deserved it (2164)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

#10532796 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (34073) - you deserved it (5822)

On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of underwear for a week. FML

#8754431 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (17912) - you deserved it (1235)

On 03/01/2010 at 7:14pm - health - by :( - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

#8248390 (310)

I agree, your life sucks (5856) - you deserved it (27581)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:43pm - misc - by Tibblesthepengwin (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

#7771454 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (19704) - you deserved it (2146)

On 02/01/2010 at 2:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

#7728749 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (20864) - you deserved it (4223)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a picture of my "privates" on my girlfriends cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

#7492476 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (4482) - you deserved it (19777)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

#7450090 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (2788) - you deserved it (51569)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML

#6570901 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (28030) - you deserved it (3265)

On 12/02/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

#6433881 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (29661) - you deserved it (1979)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)