About Chumsword : I was born, I continue to live with the result...... Oh, and I have nice hands.
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- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens… Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that I would do it, to which she responded,… Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML