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Chubtubdaplaya
  • Town/Country : Dirty Dirty, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 December 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 24393
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Chubtubdaplaya : Studying chemistry at Georgia Tech, about to start law school. School blows.

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Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as a walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

#6472214
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23494) - you deserved it (6311)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by fartlover (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43476) - you deserved it (5205)

On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

#2799622
1232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38766) - you deserved it (570431)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, the fire department chief stopped me as I was walking home from school and asked me where the fire was. When I looked at him blankly, he said I had been waving my hands around like an idiot. I then had to explain that I had been dancing to a song on my ipod. FML

#1442621
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12338) - you deserved it (34926)

On 04/28/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by Moe (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (461383) - you deserved it (573190)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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