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Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States
Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by upset room mate - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 4:15am - misc - by Michelle - United States (Oregon)
Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm - misc - by ifailsobadly (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 2:14am - intimacy - by fml - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)
Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 4:45am - kids - by IRum (man) - Russian Federation
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States
Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 3:35am - work - by smurfpoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by OyGeeze28 (woman) - United States (New York)
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