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Chrisuh

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Chrisuh

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11355
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Chrisuh's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

#19951439
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7962) - you deserved it (55652)

On 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by mustachio101 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

#19948524
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31868) - you deserved it (3522)

On 07/17/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by theuglyfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML

#19927213
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29524) - you deserved it (4501)

On 07/12/2012 at 6:31am - misc - by etmerda (woman) - United States

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

#19899616
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32189) - you deserved it (2089)

On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40566) - you deserved it (9644)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML

#19890601
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9897) - you deserved it (35707)

On 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7422) - you deserved it (87697)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

#19855906
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28696) - you deserved it (4666)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by RatCityChick - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML

#19854055
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16015) - you deserved it (21183)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:29am - health - by purpleskylight - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

#19853920
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38913) - you deserved it (3376)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to, used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML

#19851648
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26685) - you deserved it (1872)

On 06/26/2012 at 5:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to, used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML

#19851648
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26685) - you deserved it (1872)

On 06/26/2012 at 5:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at a party, I told a joke to my crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard my model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

#19838531
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34345) - you deserved it (3141)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML

#19813737
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29822) - you deserved it (3088)

On 06/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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