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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8743
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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The Mixer

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Chrisuh's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

#19598772
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11843) - you deserved it (37827)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

#19594950
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32543) - you deserved it (3123)

On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44110) - you deserved it (2774)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44110) - you deserved it (2774)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44110) - you deserved it (2774)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31564) - you deserved it (2667)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

#19362512
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10451) - you deserved it (17723)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25304) - you deserved it (4314)

On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML

#19340135
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16603) - you deserved it (3986)

On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

#19336672
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27968) - you deserved it (10537)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

#19312458
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5341) - you deserved it (28507)

On 03/20/2012 at 4:16am - misc - by argh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24146) - you deserved it (1738)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

#19270798
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25672) - you deserved it (2236)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

#19268925
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23546) - you deserved it (7985)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Wow (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

#19263580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35056) - you deserved it (5460)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)



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