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Chrisuh

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Chrisuh

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9432
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Chrisuh's favorite FMLs

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

#19660572
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30705) - you deserved it (6412)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

#19632060
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24552) - you deserved it (5136)

On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

#19621100
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36108) - you deserved it (5944)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24369) - you deserved it (3663)

On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58956) - you deserved it (3202)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

#19598772
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11857) - you deserved it (37827)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

#19594950
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32572) - you deserved it (3125)

On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44148) - you deserved it (2774)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44148) - you deserved it (2774)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44148) - you deserved it (2774)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31596) - you deserved it (2668)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

#19362512
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10458) - you deserved it (17733)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27142) - you deserved it (4494)

On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML

#19340135
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17010) - you deserved it (4052)

On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

#19336672
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27990) - you deserved it (10543)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)



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