Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Chrisuh

Online | Search for a member

Chrisuh

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10480
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Chrisuh : smile

Chrisuh's page activity

Visits<b>Jayroc</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:55pm<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:01pm<b>Zach_attack_</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 6:48am<b>broncosfan1996</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 1:24am<b>swarm20</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 1:03am<b>ekimen</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 7:54am<b>Philiphead</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 8:38am<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 3:27pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 8:56am<b>skychu</b> - the 05/05/2014 at 1:06am<b>Andicc</b> - the 02/20/2014 at 4:22pm<b>VampOfSavannah</b> - the 01/14/2014 at 6:56pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 11/16/2013 at 11:41am<b>Crash7777</b> - the 10/01/2013 at 1:08am<b>jerzjay</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 2:59pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 09/21/2013 at 8:36pm<b>lewisite</b> - the 09/21/2013 at 5:43pm<b>Izzyduck07</b> - the 09/21/2013 at 3:37pm

Chrisuh's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of Chrisuh's badges

Chrisuh's favorite FMLs

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39140) - you deserved it (6005)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41121) - you deserved it (8464)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

#9056198
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8298) - you deserved it (33293)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

#8864164
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7392) - you deserved it (38254)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by imabadperson (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9973) - you deserved it (28739)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

#8799499
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31473) - you deserved it (4434)

On 03/03/2010 at 2:11pm - kids - by M95 (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35216) - you deserved it (5025)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML

#8400274
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27646) - you deserved it (3032)

On 02/18/2010 at 3:58am - love - by Dumped (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20708) - you deserved it (4734)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

#7848040
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7952) - you deserved it (37482)

On 02/03/2010 at 3:10pm - misc - by adam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML

#7565931
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11670) - you deserved it (34064)

On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - love - by CivE (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

#7339757
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29269) - you deserved it (5186)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



FML's blog

  • Feeling shitty? Write to Auntie Bernie!
  • It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea came from the fact that we get sent a lot of FMLs that touch us, in our heart of…

Friday 24 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: