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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8860
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Chrisuh's favorite FMLs

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital 4 the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. looool Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guessho broke the news to the wife. real FML

#6722392
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42760) - you deserved it (3679)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today my boyfriend gave me my frst compliment in months . Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper . He looool then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town" . FML

#6718371
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20201) - you deserved it (3772)

On 12/12/2009 at 2:28am - intimacy - by Laura_2118 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they putted in, it said, "Battery was putted in backwards. No other problems found." FML

#6680274
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5668) - you deserved it (41671)

On 12/09/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by her0x3her0ine617 (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I'M TRAVELLING TO ENGLAND FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING . I'M NORWEGIAN, AND MAH NAME IS BÅRD . I HAVE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AS BORD THE WHOLE DAY, CUZ THAT'S HOW MAH NAME IS PRONOUNCD . FML

#6662033
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31980) - you deserved it (2701)

On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

TODAY, I'M TRAVELLING TO ENGLAND FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING . I'M NORWEGIAN, AND MAH NAME IS BÅRD . I HAVE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AS BORD THE WHOLE DAY, CUZ THAT'S HOW MAH NAME IS PRONOUNCD . FML

#6662033
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31980) - you deserved it (2701)

On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

#6533285
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45868) - you deserved it (2985)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today , I was outside , peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back , knocking me into the cactus. mega FML

#6435507
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12958) - you deserved it (50365)

On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

Taday I Found Out Tat Ma Grlfriend's Idea Of ( Wasing Er Feet ) Is Sticking Er Foot In Te Toilet An Flusing. FML

#5872159
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43277) - you deserved it (3328)

On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I Found Out Tat Ma Grlfriend's Idea Of ( Wasing Er Feet ) Is Sticking Er Foot In Te Toilet An Flusing. FML

#5872159
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43277) - you deserved it (3328)

On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I Found Out Tat Ma Grlfriend's Idea Of ( Wasing Er Feet ) Is Sticking Er Foot In Te Toilet An Flusing. FML

#5872159
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43277) - you deserved it (3328)

On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I Found Out Tat Ma Grlfriend's Idea Of ( Wasing Er Feet ) Is Sticking Er Foot In Te Toilet An Flusing. FML

#5872159
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43277) - you deserved it (3328)

On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I Found Out Tat Ma Grlfriend's Idea Of ( Wasing Er Feet ) Is Sticking Er Foot In Te Toilet An Flusing. FML

#5872159
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43277) - you deserved it (3328)

On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I Found Out Tat Ma Grlfriend's Idea Of ( Wasing Er Feet ) Is Sticking Er Foot In Te Toilet An Flusing. FML

#5872159
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43277) - you deserved it (3328)

On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)



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