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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 503
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML

#7152531
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I agree, your life sucks (18958) - you deserved it (5313)

On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version

Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML

#5001018
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I agree, your life sucks (42247) - you deserved it (3988)

On 09/02/2009 at 4:07pm - work - by iceman123432 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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912 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62866) - you deserved it (655829)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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