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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 June 1983 (31 years)
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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML

#20056354
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18059) - you deserved it (23392)

On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

#19799986
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27224) - you deserved it (3260)

On 06/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by flyingpuppy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31655) - you deserved it (8939)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

#17901380
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12774) - you deserved it (39789)

On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

#17901380
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12774) - you deserved it (39789)

On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

#17901158
78 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 12:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

#17901158
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27009) - you deserved it (3179)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

#17869436
143 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 6:18am - misc - by Steve (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
183 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

#17845404
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25590) - you deserved it (16807)

On 09/27/2011 at 2:22am - love - by dilligaf - United States (Virginia)

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

#17685983
181 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:05am - work - by sad - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML

#17364695
136 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 6:19am - kids - by Bobsaget00 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. His sister and I filled the air vents in his car with confetti so when he starts the car, it would blow all over him. In the process we lost the keys. The keys cost $200 to replace. Happy Birthday! FML

#17329385
133 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by americanbln - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

#17313020
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39784) - you deserved it (7532)

On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

#17302566
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28321) - you deserved it (17068)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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