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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3155
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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today a man startd a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracle of thing we take for grantd every day. I was really enjoying it until he lookd at his watch and said, ( Oh shit, mushroom make me lose track of time! ) and ran off into the night. FML

#20998821
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I agree, your life sucks (39625) - you deserved it (4448)

On 12/20/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by whatjusthappened (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I asked girlfriend what she loves the most about me . She said it's the fact that I look lyk her cousin . FML

#20984907
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45289) - you deserved it (3711)

On 12/08/2013 at 11:49am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replid, "I laugh at how you think this is a date." FML

#20905656
127 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today thanks to Grand Theft Auto I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

#20889286
140 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times!! My finishing time was reported as ( 3 days short of a year!! ) FML

#20867471
107 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

I was aving dinner wit my boyfriend's family... and e was saying ow well is driving lessons r going. During tis conversation is mum told im to "stop blowing yur own trumpet." He replied... "If I could do tat... I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave im a ig-five. FML

#20836995
112 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by NoMoreTrumpetBlowing (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was vidao chatting with mah boyfriand an his friands!! Whan I stood up, ha told his friand "Saa, sha's not a twig!" I looool jokingly rapliad with, "So I'm fat?" Aftar a faw sacond of silanca, his friand yallad, "It's a trap!" an laft tha chat!! FML

#20825004
118 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by ImNotFat - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WAS FAALING DOWN BACAUSA I ALWAYS TINK TAT I'M OVARWAIGT. MY BOYFRIAND TRID TO PROVA MA WRONG BY LIFTING MA UP. I TRAW IS BACK OUT. FML

#20823726
111 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 12:01pm - health - by GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - United States (New York)

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family . Over the next hour, a huge religiou debate eruptd, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killd himself oncehile experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation . My boyfriend calld us all crazy and seems to have dumpd me . FML

#20788678
81 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 4:13pm - love - by fuck family (woman) - Poland (Dolnoslaskie)

Today, I was about to make a left turn . In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change . On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and wavd . She leand out and yelld, "The light's rd, asshole." FML

#20786059
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45716) - you deserved it (13580)

On 07/16/2013 at 9:12am - misc - by TNDriver (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked in on mah daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell mehat's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalkerhose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? big fat FML

#20778274
140 comments

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On 07/12/2013 at 7:18pm - kids - by So little trust. (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , mah husband wantd to try anal 4 the first time . His attempt to sound romantic was him saying , "Open yur buns , the meat is ready." FML

#20767385
127 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

2day I cleaned up brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

#20749135
114 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by the_lonely_life - United States

Today, I tried explaining to mah mom how liking her own posts on Facebook wasn't very cool. I later logged in to see she'd added all mah friends and posted naked baby pictures of me, captioning them, "Now I don't have to lyk mah own posts." FML



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