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  • Number of visits : 13280
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Chra : I come around every day or so, I laugh rarely, smile sometimes, and burst out laughing on the inside daily.

Chra's page activity

Visits<b>_bohemianlove</b> - the 12/07/2013 at 1:13pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:30pm<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 11/24/2009 at 10:01pm<b>ha</b> - the 11/14/2009 at 11:33am<b>ch2358</b> - the 10/18/2009 at 1:28pm<b>Talkative1</b> - the 08/23/2009 at 7:17pm<b>qwerty123456789</b> - the 06/23/2009 at 4:55pm<b>xabuko</b> - the 05/31/2009 at 12:22am<b>Durf</b> - the 05/28/2009 at 12:47am<b>itsgen</b> - the 05/22/2009 at 11:48pm<b>muffy_da_bear</b> - the 05/17/2009 at 7:54pm<b>eenerd</b> - the 05/16/2009 at 5:13pm<b>worb</b> - the 05/15/2009 at 2:48pm<b>yeah89</b> - the 05/15/2009 at 12:32am<b>morenap</b> - the 05/12/2009 at 12:26pm<b>ipwns</b> - the 05/10/2009 at 12:04am<b>twenty</b> - the 05/09/2009 at 12:48am<b>krazzygood</b> - the 05/03/2009 at 10:50pm

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Chra's favorite FMLs

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

#1752202
172 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by ydahs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

#1751488
189 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

#1751359
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69757) - you deserved it (41860)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by stpdaziandude (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned that no matter how much you assume that the crunchy bits in a bag of crisps are in fact crisps, you will occasionally find that your assumptions are wrong. Beetles just don't have the same appeal. FML

#1749870
78 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
241 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother calls them "sinners" and that they will "burn in hell twice". Then she says "God doesn't like gays". I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML

#1734899
46 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 9:39pm - love - by HidenSeek (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

#1714855
229 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

#1704585
148 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by Gumfanatic302 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water only to see my 75 year old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asks me if we have any coffee creamer. FML

#1678195
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43661) - you deserved it (2422)

On 05/05/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to have a sperm analysis done at the fertility clinic. I spent an hour trying to masturbate into a cup but I was too anxious and couldn't finish. There was a knock on the door, a clinician and a lab assistant both were there, wondering if I was ok. I have to go back next week. FML

#1591881
72 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by alpine75 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML

#1525413
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71292) - you deserved it (24423)

On 05/01/2009 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by erectioninfection (man) - United States

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (239819) - you deserved it (31630)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, at 7 in the morning, I end up outside in a night dress, with bare feet and in the rain. I've just found out that my two year old son now knows how to close the patio door, which of course, has no outside door handle. FML

#685
21 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 8:22pm - kids - by lilou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

#338
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28570) - you deserved it (2835)

On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version



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