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Chra

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  • Number of visits : 13445
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Chra : I come around every day or so, I laugh rarely, smile sometimes, and burst out laughing on the inside daily.

Chra's page activity

Visits<b>_bohemianlove</b> - the 12/07/2013 at 1:13pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:30pm<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 11/24/2009 at 10:01pm<b>ha</b> - the 11/14/2009 at 11:33am<b>ch2358</b> - the 10/18/2009 at 1:28pm<b>Talkative1</b> - the 08/23/2009 at 7:17pm<b>qwerty123456789</b> - the 06/23/2009 at 4:55pm<b>xabuko</b> - the 05/31/2009 at 12:22am<b>Durf</b> - the 05/28/2009 at 12:47am<b>itsgen</b> - the 05/22/2009 at 11:48pm<b>muffy_da_bear</b> - the 05/17/2009 at 7:54pm<b>eenerd</b> - the 05/16/2009 at 5:13pm<b>worb</b> - the 05/15/2009 at 2:48pm<b>yeah89</b> - the 05/15/2009 at 12:32am<b>morenap</b> - the 05/12/2009 at 12:26pm<b>ipwns</b> - the 05/10/2009 at 12:04am<b>twenty</b> - the 05/09/2009 at 12:48am<b>krazzygood</b> - the 05/03/2009 at 10:50pm

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Chra's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

#2900113
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16600) - you deserved it (48917)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by thelarkscaw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

#2890186
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45055) - you deserved it (23437)

On 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by HatedbyBras (man) - Netherlands

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

#2888954
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42119) - you deserved it (13006)

On 06/14/2009 at 4:39pm - misc - by Rainman (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

#2401782
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59871) - you deserved it (13449)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by FMLFMLFMLFML (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML

#2387828
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61479) - you deserved it (5021)

On 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by Jeanine (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving the Roast Duck I would be serving the Roast Fuck. FML

#2282414
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19701) - you deserved it (40575)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by wordmalfunction (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

#2230053
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11655) - you deserved it (54935)

On 05/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by Clueless (woman) - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

#1845707
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54429) - you deserved it (27622)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Wormy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I texted everyone in my phone to remind them mother's day is tomorrow. Everyone including the boy whose mom died last year. FML

#1783104
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17263) - you deserved it (74892)

On 05/09/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I texted everyone in my phone to remind them mother's day is tomorrow. Everyone including the boy whose mom died last year. FML

#1783104
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17263) - you deserved it (74892)

On 05/09/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I texted everyone in my phone to remind them mother's day is tomorrow. Everyone including the boy whose mom died last year. FML

#1783104
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17263) - you deserved it (74892)

On 05/09/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML

#1782445
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42192) - you deserved it (4676)

On 05/09/2009 at 4:11pm - animals - by jonboy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted. 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' FML

#1775796
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17443) - you deserved it (70776)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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