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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 346
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Today, my friend saw a stamp on my hand and asked me which club I had gone to last night. I was so desperate to seem cool that I lied, instead of admitting it was actually from a children's play group that I took my kids to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32691) - you deserved it (8050)

On 04/05/2014 at 6:05pm - kids - by lamemom - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35903) - you deserved it (2832)

On 02/23/2014 at 11:01pm - animals - by crap - United States (Nevada)



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