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Chocolate_Cake
  • Town/Country : Hamburg, Germany
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 August 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11 but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML

#4562871
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I agree, your life sucks (8919) - you deserved it (41615)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by revalc (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

#4562834
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29757) - you deserved it (1964)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Tgreject (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

#809473
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21572) - you deserved it (48807)

On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
504 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40911) - you deserved it (246734)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
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I agree, your life sucks (459982) - you deserved it (571573)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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