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Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuddled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59562) - you deserved it (3696)

On 07/14/2009 at 7:57pm - animals - by homedoggieo (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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