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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1164
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Chloe_xoxo : Im really chilled, mellow vibez :)

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Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36266) - you deserved it (2510)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML

#17743299
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (2407)

On 09/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

#17741306
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31643) - you deserved it (2953)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:12am - love - by ppp - United States

Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML

#17739609
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20960) - you deserved it (2962)

On 09/13/2011 at 9:30pm - misc - by ManinBlack (man) - Canada

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28163) - you deserved it (11515)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner for two, I tried pulling out the chair for her. She fell. FML

#17737171
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25292) - you deserved it (5755)

On 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by jake (man) - United States

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML

#17736251
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34170) - you deserved it (1987)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:07pm - health - by skitzobiatch69 - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

#14463495
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38461) - you deserved it (7567)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved



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