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Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML


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On 06/21/2013 at 12:10pm - misc - by lehonj49 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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