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Chloe555

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Chloe555

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 938
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Chloe555 : Fighting disease by moonlight!

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Chloe555's favorite FMLs

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49051) - you deserved it (3524)

On 06/21/2013 at 12:10pm - misc - by lehonj49 (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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