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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 November 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2644
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Chingy892987 : I'm an artist and can be pretty shy.

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Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

#19085871
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34752) - you deserved it (2481)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34531) - you deserved it (2623)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

#19063795
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32756) - you deserved it (2266)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37893) - you deserved it (9646)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30164) - you deserved it (5790)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17255) - you deserved it (21777)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55056) - you deserved it (4230)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

#18742871
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26711) - you deserved it (2665)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43488) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML

#18641039
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30484) - you deserved it (6883)

On 12/29/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by Snurkles McGree (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42420) - you deserved it (2224)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25969) - you deserved it (4920)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30570) - you deserved it (3167)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML

#18576133
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24985) - you deserved it (3185)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments


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