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Chingy892987

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Chingy892987

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4768
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Chingy892987 : I'm an artist and can be pretty shy.

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Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they r finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother!! This would be great news if they weren't 15!! FML

#20077962
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44996) - you deserved it (6469)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today.. . I had mah girlfriend over to meet mah parents . After dinner.. . we were in the living room talking . My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat.. . stick it down his shirt.. . then pretend to give birth to it.. . with sound effects . FML

#20070030
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22836) - you deserved it (2112)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)

Today, I got into an argument wit my mom over er sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told er tat eiter e goes or I go. Se calld me a disrespectful bastard 4 not respecting my "new fater." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's wit my suitcase, leecing tere WiFi. FML

#20063189
164 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I faintd during ma sister's wedding because ma dress was too tigt. Wen I woke up , se slappd me ard across te face. Wy? Because I "took all te attention away" from er. FML

#20041726
158 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 9:58pm - health - by brylynn - United States

2day mah swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment 4 his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly . They're 8-11 year olds who r still lerening to swim . I feel like mah arms and legs r filled with lead . FML

#20041381
196 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 5:59pm - health - by blue (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday while I was at work , wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie , to ( spice up ) day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on looool so I can share files with colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

#20040897
139 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 12:06pm - work - by Michael D. (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , while on the bus , a small child asked me if I was having a baby , and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

#20040876
117 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 11:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

2day my boyfriend and I were talking about being super eroes. He said I could be "Te Period" because I'm a bitc. FML

#20040696
105 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a thirty-something guy swaggerd into my workplace. He was wereing shutter shades an torn jeans, an claimd to be our new looool boss. I calld security to throw him out, at which point he producd his ID an let me know I'd be attending an employee review session next week.

#20039859
132 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was ( fake sleeping ) and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so ( lazy ).

#20039795
107 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by ipayyourbillsgorramit (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized how much I hate mah girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex 4 the next two months. FML

#20035872
175 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 4:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today after years of bad blood mah husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about mah pregnancy his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him his wife called the police and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML

#20030486
198 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today after years of bad blood mah husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about mah pregnancy his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him his wife called the police and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML

#20030486
198 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND FOUND MAH LIST OF WOMEN I'VE HAD SEX WITH, COMPLETE WITH THE RATINGS I'D GIVEN THEM. THE LIST IS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. SHE'S ONLY THE HIGHEST RATD, SHE'S LAST ON THE LIST. FML

#20024660
519 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Taday I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying an getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone an got home , the first thing I heard was mah grandpa telling mah dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

#20023096
158 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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