Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 June 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 164
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ChillinChica : Hey. I may not be a regular commenter but in my sparce ammonts of spare time I do read just about every FML posted. I am quite the grammar nazi, so be warned. I also love to argue both scientific and political views. Feel free to message be but don't be sad if it takes a while for me to write back.

I am a musican and gamer girl. Strange combo, agreed, but that is me. I play the saxophone and sing a bit. If you are an Ed Sheeran fan, then the fajitas are in the microwave. Gaming for me is oldschool like N64 and Game Boy Color to the more modern DSI and DS3. I'll admit, I've played a good percentage of the Pokèmon series. I also play Minecraft, being mostly a miner since my building skills are unsatisfactory. Since I've run out of things to say about myself as of now, I bid you a kind farewell.

ChillinChica's page activity

Visits<b>heinous966</b> - the 03/16/2013 at 9:33am<b>lifes_surprises</b> - the 03/03/2013 at 9:28pm<b>stevenJB</b> - the 02/11/2013 at 12:47am<b>keepkeep</b> - the 02/10/2013 at 3:17pm

ChillinChica's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of ChillinChica's badges

ChillinChica's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34029) - you deserved it (9270)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24673) - you deserved it (2517)

On 07/16/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by CantBlink - United States (New Jersey)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #20
  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

Monday 30 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: